Bombarded with them each day, I wonder whether there is perhaps scope to make a reading/writing lesson out of them, as an alternative to other letter writing genres - typically the job application letter and letter of complaint. This is the spam mail which tries to scam you or someone somewhere/their of your millions. All for a good cause, of course...
You could first of all analyze through genre analysis techniques. Eg, a lot of the mails commence with a personal introduction. This is followed by some more personal information to create some feeling of common rapport. Then, some sort of tragedy or unexpected announcement is made involving financial assets which happen to be destined to the reader. Finally, a plea is made for the reader to contact the writer. Sign off.
Some real samples of such mail:
Hi my dear friend,
My name is Mr. Goodluck Adom...
Donald A Phillips ESQ
LONDON, ENGLAND
I am in receipt of your response to the notification.
Kindly note that the notice you received has been prompted by the information contained in the WILL of the deceased. I stand to gain nothing in this matter, other than fulfilling the bligations bestowed on me by the late Mr.Richard Moore to ensure that his wishes are carried out as contained in his WILL. The value of the estate queathed to you is about $6.750, 000.00. The copy of the Will shall be made available to you after an application of claims has been filed at the London probate registry for security reasons.
The Will has to be executed before you can claim the bequest made to you. In order to execute the WILL, I need you to reconfirm your full names, current address, and phone numbers, with which I would process and obtain a probate order from the Probate Registry division of Her Majesty's Courts Services that will enable you claim your money from the finance institution were it is
lodged.
Do get back to me with your details to enable me commence the processing.
Yours faithfully,
Donald A Phillips Esq.
Dear Sir/Madam,
My name is Sgt. White Connor, an American soldier serving in the Military of the 1st Armored Division in Iraq. As you know, we are being attacked by insurgents everyday and car bombings. We stumbled into Saddam Hussein's storage vault and discovered funds belonging to his family. The total amount is US$25 Million dollars in cash, mostly 100 dollar bills tightly tied in $1000.00 bundles. We want to move this money to a reputable/sincere person for investment purposes.
This is the reason for contacting you.We are ready to compensate you with good percentage of the funds. The only thing we require from you is just for you to help us move the funds out of Iraq because Iraq is a war zone. We plan on using diplomatic means to ship the money out as military cargo, using diplomatic immunity.
If you are interested I will send you the full details. My job is to find a good and respectable partner with great repute that we can trust to assist us. Can we trust you? When you receive this letter,kindly send me an e-mail signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone numbers and your full mailing address.
Regards,
Sgt. White Connor.
I am Mr.Mohamed Abdul Monem, National Bank of Abu Dhabi (NBAD) married with two children. I am writing this letter to ask for your support and co-operation to carry out this business opportunity in my department. On June 6, 1999, an America Oil consultant/contractor with Petroleum
Corporation,Late Mr. Arthur Simermeyer, made a numbered time (fixed) deposit for twelve calendar months, in my branch upon maturity.
After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the Petroleum Corporation that Mr. Arthur Simermeyer, died in the plane crash On October 31, 1999, (an Egyptian Boeing 767 Flight 990) with other passengers on board as you can confirm it yourself.
I shall furnish you with due process of concluding this transaction without any delay.
Hi dear,
My name is Smith Johnson of DHL UK; I work as the warehouse officer. There is a consignment in our office which has stayed here for almost 8 months; this consignment came from one Mr. Paul Acquah working Bank of Ghana in Africa to be delivered to one Mr. Steve Johnson in United States. I was instructed as the warehouse officer to find out the content of the fund, the scanning shows
it contains cash in United States dollar currency.
I have made several contacts through our office in USA to locate this Steve Johnson in Maryland in USA, it was shocking that the address given in the airway bill do not exist, I also found out that Paul Acquah is no more working with Bank of Ghana. He used his influence as a bank worker to ship
this fund through DHL office in Accra Ghana.
It's against the ethics of courier policy to transport cash; I have not declared to our office that the content is cash; you are the only one whom I am letting this information out. I have to write officially to my office that I have located the next of kin of Steve Johnson who the consignment should be forwarded to. I also took picture of the funds; approximately, it should be
about $5M. I will like to have your full names and address, phone and fax numbers so that I will get all necessary documentations in your favour, then but I will seek the help of a diplomat to deliver the consignment to you.
Reach for details.
Regards,
Smith John
- From the Desk Of MR. LORD ADAIR TURNER CHAIRMAN, FINANCIAL SERVICES AUTHORITY (FSA) It has come to our notice via our central monitoring computer that a huge fund has been credited in your name for transfer with a London Bank. Under the stipulated enabling Law of the Government of Great Britain and Wales and other Commonwealth States, any huge fund that has been found in our computer system waiting to be transferred without claims for a period of 6 months or less, shall be confiscated and forfeited to the Government of Great Britain and Wales.We do hereby ask you to contact this office immediately for ratification within the 3 days of this notice or consider your fund confiscated. We appreciate your urgent co-operation. Respond to my alternative Email.